How to park in Italy

"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse) 09/30/2015 at 10:23 • Filed to: Italy

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Bonus points for getting within 1mm of the wall. Getting within 1cm is for beginners.

davedave1111 > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 10:27

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It’s not too hard to do. Just drive in until you hear a scraping sound, then give it a bit of welly to get it properly nice and close.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 10:27

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They really should have made those old Italian cities more car friendly.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 10:27

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I’m impressed.

Mattbob > davedave1111 09/30/2015 at 10:29

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you could even slap on a bit of Delrin or similar plastic to the side of your mirror so you could use it in this way and not destroy it.

MultiplaOrgasms > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/30/2015 at 10:31

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Yet another example of shitty 18th century european city planning.

Cé hé sin > davedave1111 09/30/2015 at 10:32

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Nope, it wasn’t touching the wall!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Mattbob 09/30/2015 at 10:32

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Kerb feelers!

Mattbob > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/30/2015 at 10:38

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I never got how those worked. Do you just listen for the scraping noise?

Ash78, voting early and often > Mattbob 09/30/2015 at 10:49

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Yep, listen for the scraping, then if you hear a crunch, you backhand slap the woman sitting next to you and make her turn 5 extra tricks that day to help pay for the damage.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Mattbob 09/30/2015 at 10:55

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Yep. They rattle a bit too, so they make plenty of noise.

asenna > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 11:04

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these scrape marks are tell tale sign... it may not be touching now but it did getting in.

Cé hé sin > asenna 09/30/2015 at 11:19

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Probably been parking there for years!

Urambo Tauro > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 11:19

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Plenty of room.

davedave1111 > Cé hé sin 09/30/2015 at 11:58

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Well then, they didn’t do it right - or maybe bounced off :)